Archive for August, 2008

Infinite Loop of Fail

Monday, August 18th, 2008

As I mentioned before, Comcast billed us for phone service even though we neither signed up for it nor did they give us any VOIP equipment to use their phone service.  I called Comast today to fix that.  Entered my phone number.  Selected 2 for billing inquiries, followed by 3 for phone service.  After several automated messages informing me they were trying to direct my call, they just gave up and told me they couldn’t do it.  Their automated phone system told me to go to their website or try again later, then it hung up on me.

Second try, same result.  I gave up and went to their website to do a live chat with one of their support people.

Transcript:

user Mathew_ has entered room

Mathew(11:55:32 GMT-0400)> My first bill included Comcast Digital Voice service, and I did not request that service.

analyst Analyn has entered room

Analyn(11:57:38 GMT-0400)> Hello Mathew_, Thank you for contacting Comcast Live Chat Support. My name is Analyn. Please give me one moment to review your information.

Analyn(11:57:41 GMT-0400)> How are you today?

Mathew_(11:57:47 GMT-0400)> I’m fine

Analyn(11:57:50 GMT-0400)> I am glad to assist you.

Analyn(11:58:07 GMT-0400)> May I have your account number please so that I can check your account?

Mathew_(11:58:22 GMT-0400)> <removed>

Analyn(11:59:36 GMT-0400)> Thank you. Are you the account holder?

Mathew_(11:59:44 GMT-0400)> Yes

Analyn(12:00:03 GMT-0400)> Thank you. I am now pulling up your account.

Analyn(12:00:10 GMT-0400)> One moment please.

Analyn(12:01:41 GMT-0400)> Thank you for waiting.

Analyn(12:02:08 GMT-0400)> May I have the last four of your SSN please?

Mathew_(12:02:14 GMT-0400)> <removed>

Analyn(12:02:42 GMT-0400)> Thank you. I am checking it here now.

Analyn(12:04:22 GMT-0400)> It shows here that you have subscribed for the Bundeled Service which includes High Speed Internet and Comcast Digital Voice.

Analyn(12:04:49 GMT-0400)> No worries. I will help you with this.

Mathew_(12:04:56 GMT-0400)> Thanks.

Analyn(12:05:04 GMT-0400)> I will process the resolution for your issue.

Mathew_(12:05:47 GMT-0400)> Will I receive a credit for the amount you billed for 7/31-8/30?

Analyn(12:06:16 GMT-0400)> However, you will need to call 1-800-266-2278 to confirm your subscription. Please specify or state that you have only ordered High Speed Internet.

Mathew_(12:06:43 GMT-0400)> Yes, I only ordered high speed Internet and cable TV service.

Analyn(12:06:46 GMT-0400)> Yes. The amount charged for the Digital Voice service will be credited on your account.

Analyn(12:07:12 GMT-0400)> Anything else I can help you with?

Mathew_(12:07:34 GMT-0400)> I tried calling 1-800-266-2278 to deal with this, but it told me that it was unable to connect me to anyone, and it hung up on me.  It did that twice.  That is why I’m talking to you.

Mathew_(12:07:50 GMT-0400)> Is there a particular section of the menu that I need to go to?

Analyn(12:08:10 GMT-0400)> I apologize for the inconvenience it may have caused you.

Mathew_(12:08:35 GMT-0400)> Not a problem, but what do I do if I’m still not able to get through?

Mathew_(12:09:18 GMT-0400)> And is there a reference number you can give me for this issue resolution in case I have to deal with this again next month?

Analyn(12:09:21 GMT-0400)> Let me process it here for you. No worries. Please do call again. it is just for confirmation.

Analyn(12:09:35 GMT-0400)> One moment please.

Analyn(12:11:35 GMT-0400)> Thank you for patiently waiting.

Mathew_(12:11:46 GMT-0400)> No problem.

Analyn(12:11:47 GMT-0400)> I have already processed the resolution of your concern.

Mathew_(12:12:18 GMT-0400)> Thank you.  Can you give me a reference number for this resolution?

Analyn(12:12:35 GMT-0400)> Here is the ticket number for your reference: <removed>

Analyn(12:12:44 GMT-0400)> Please do not forget to answer 3 questions regarding how I assisted you with this issue. You can have that page by clicking on "End Session". Thank you very much.

Analyn(12:12:48 GMT-0400)> Would that be all?

Mathew_(12:12:55 GMT-0400)> Thank you.  I will call 1-800-COMCAST now.

I tried calling again, same result.  Why, why, why must I call Comcast to confirm that a Comcast employee did what she said she did? 

I think I need to dig up that number for their Somerset office and see if anyone there deals with billing.

Air Conditioner and a Furnace

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

So now that we are experiencing “fall-like” weather this week, we finally got the new a/c and furnace installed. It’s been cooler outside so it hasn’t been running that much. The first day the a/c was on, it was pulling a lot of humidity out of the house, which is good. The drain pipe to the sub-pump was almost like a constant stream of water. The first night, we were not used to the air being “comfortable” that we were both cold and had to use blankets. We only had the air set to 78. LOL.

Every time I think I’m out, they pull me back in

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

Recent dealings with Comcast:

  • Jenni called to cancel our account at the old house. She gave the account number, and they transfered her to Cablevision
  • After canceling our old account with Comcast, we received a postcard in the mail wishing us luck with our new provider, Cablevision. I really don’t know why Comcast wants us to be a Cablevision customer so badly. I haven’t had any experience with them, but I guess they couldn’t be worse than Comcast. Unfortunately our new house is in Comcast territory.
  • We received our first Comcast bill. They charged us for their VOIP phone service, which we never requested. When Italian Joe was setting up our account, he asked me which services we wanted. I told him I wanted TV and Internet, and he quoted the correct promo price for those services, so I assume some other person screwed this up. They also never provided us with any VOIP equipment, so I don’t know how they got the idea that we were using their VOIP service. This means I have to call Comcast. This horrifies me.

Mark from Comcast (or whoever is on Google Blogsearch duty), if you want to talk about how much your company sucks, you can call me at 908 698 4851.

Happy Tuesday

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Carpet Update:
Lowes ordered the carpet “again”. Hopefully this time it will be right. The girl at Lowes mailed the sample we gave her to Mohawk today. She said it should get there in two days and Mohawk will test it to see what it is or if there was a problem during manufacturing. So we will see. So more waiting.

Jenni Update:
Last night, I decided to go for a walk and explore the neighborhood. So I put on my walking shoes, pumped up some tunes in my iShuffle and hit the pavement. I found a good route that is just 2 miles that is perfect for right now. I felt great when I got home. So great that I woke up “early” and did it again. My shins were a little sore today. The path is nice because we have some hills that make it more than just a flat walk. I wanted to go again tonight and Brandon even offered to go after Halo, but it seems that ran over and it is now dark. It is ok because I don’t want to overdo it. I am going to Wegmans tonight so I figure that is also good walking around the store. I am not so good with where everything is, so I end up walking up and down all the aisles. I will try again tomorrow for another walk. The weather has been perfect and I hope its stays that way.

Furniture:
A little more window shopping online. Here are some of my finds:

Kitchen Table
kitchen table

Coffee Table Desk
coffee table desk

***This isn’t a normal coffee table. It has a top that raises up into a desk. Look at the picture below. This is a pic of a different coffee table.
coffee table desk

Or this coffee table
coffee table

Carpet installed, but soon to be uninstalled

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

I wrote this over several days and I kept forgetting to post it.

Friday: So today was the big day. The carpet installation. After weeks of debating over which carpet to select, it finally comes. We get everything all ready last night and finish up the last minute painting. Check. The carpet installers get here around 10 am with carpet and pad. I go to the truck to see if it is the carpet I ordered to make sure they didn’t bring me hot pink or polka dots. Check. However, when I feel the carpet, it doesn’t quite feel as soft as it did in the store. The guy said the scotchgaurd can make it feel that way… so I say ok, get moving. They liked the fact that we didn’t have any furniture or that they didn’t have to tear any carpet up. They installed another set of tack strip to the already existing strip to make it double wide (not totally sure why). They do that and get the pad down. Check.

They bring in the carpet and get it mostly cut and then mom arrives. The carpet is now on the pad and we go up and feel. Something doesn’t feel right. The carpet feels a lot less dense and not really soft at all. We feel the samples and start questioning whether this is really the carpet we ordered. Now most people might not pick on subtleties such as density without having the carpet samples to compare it to. However, since we spent about 4 weeks feeling different carpets, we knew what the one I ordered felt like, and this was not it. So we go out to the truck to see if they had the label that came on the roll. No dice. Since we had a runner made, they cut the carpet in the warehouse yesterday and threw out the packaging. So we couldn’t verify what they really sent to us. So mom takes some of the samples and hops in the car to go to Lowes. The first carpet salesmen she talks didn’t confirm or deny what the carpet was. Then mom went to talk to their manager and right away the person said that our sample was not the same carpet as what we ordered. Then she talked to another manager who actually has the same carpet in her home as one we ordered also knew immediately that the one we got was not what we ordered. So the guys install the carpet and we are planning to get it replaced by Lowes.

Saturday update: We went to lowes to see if the manager was there, but she wasn’t there. I felt the carpet again and I noticed the difference. I left my name and number so the manager could call me back. It’s a real hassle that we have to get installed again, but after spending weeks picking it out, I want the stuff I want. Also, we don’t exactly know what is on our floors so who knows how long it will last (what the warranty is, what protective coatings/scotchgaurd it has).

On a lighter note, the color looks great and house really looks like a house now.

Some pics.

Sunday: Things that surprise me about the new house:
1. I wake up early and it’s kind of nice. I finally got the blinds up last night because the past two weeks I have been getting up around 5:30. The sun shines right in the window and into my face. So today I woke up at 8:30 instead of 5:30 which was nice.
2. Doing laundry. Ever since we got the new washer and dryer, we have been doing laundry every day. Its so easy, especially having it on the first floor. No more walking outside and in a grungy basement.

Killtrocity!

Saturday, August 2nd, 2008

Jeremy and I played some Halo 3 and Call of Duty 4 tonight for the first time in weeks.  It’s probably been two months since we spent any significant time playing, but we managed to tear it up in Halo 3 despite Jeremy’s best efforts to make us lose (burn).  Didn’t win a single game of CoD 4 despite my best efforts to compensate for Jeremy (double burn). 

This is something you really don’t want to see when you look up:

The guns, they do nothing!

But a well-timed sticky-grenade…

Evens the score

(that’s my body on the left, and he’s exploding)

Couldn’t do that again if I wanted to.

And then I sang B-B-Benny and the Jets:

Intermittent Internet

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Last night was our first night with Internet at the new house.  Didn’t spend much time on it, because we were getting ready for the carpets to be installed (more on that later), but around 11:30 I sat on my lawn chair in the 1/6th of our family room that isn’t filled with boxes and did a bit of browsing.  Suddenly I lost the connection to the router.  Since Jenni wasn’t making me a sandwich at the time, and because I’m a lazy jerk, I sent her downstairs to unplug the router and plug it back in.

She went down into the basement, and the router started working again.  She came upstairs and said that the modem had disconnected, but it had reconnected without her doing anything.  I explained to her that the modem disconnecting wouldn’t make the router ssid not show up.  Sure enough the router disappeared again.  She went down, unplugged it, plugged it back in, and it worked.  She came back upstairs and it stopped working.

I went down to investigate myself.  Unplugged it, plugged it back in.  Lots of flashing lights.  Everything looked fine.  Went back upstairs - it didn’t work.  I brought my laptop downstairs and had no trouble connecting in the basement.  I dorked around down there for a few minutes until I was satisfied that it was working consistently, then went back upstairs.  It stopped working again! 

Moral of the story - don’t plug your router/modem/switch/etc into an outlet that is controlled by a lightswitch.

~brandon

******* added by Jenni
I was laughing out loud when I realized it. I was working upstairs at the table and mom asked to turn off the basement light. I said sure. Then immediately, the internet went down. I finally made the connection. Who knows how long we would have gone without realizing it. :-) We pulled a good ole’ Clark Griswald move.